Conversations of my weekend

Yesterday

Me: Teacher is hungry and tired. 

Kid: Go buy an ice cream, teacher! 

( In a tone that I should go grab something to eat. I Rofl-ed when she asked me to buy ice cream. Hey girl, ice cream cant make teacher full and teacher doesn't really eat ice cream.)

Me: But I can't ( Im in the middle of the class.) I need to teach you.

Thanks Kid, I felt your concern. So cute of you to ask me to buy ice cream.

Today 

With the Chatty Big Eyes Hao Yen

HY: I can fight bad guys because I am strong.

Me: Donttt. You are so young. What if bad guys have guns?

HY: I will....will go to toy shop and buy a gun.

Me: (Don't know how to reply to his innocent cute answer)

Bad guys dont buy guns from toy shops, cute HY.

HY: I am not going home. I want to stay here forever until I finish all my work.

Me: But teacher wants to go home.

HY: I want to finish thousands of boxes.

Me: O___O You stay here and teacher is going home.

HY: ( He went on and on )

He seriously love T.Box.